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It's Musical Madness

Did you know all of The Beanies' songs are now available on Apple Music and Spotify?

Now you can listen anytime and anywhere!

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Big Day Out the Album

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Imagination Station the Album

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Raining Jelly Beans the Album

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Lyrics


It's Raining Jellybeans

+Boss For The Day

My friends say I’m bossy, but I don’t care a bit. My mum says I’m bossy - I’m a little, I’ll admit, but there’s one special day that comes once a year Where I can be a bossy boots - now bring my teddy here!

I’m the boss for the day! I’m the boss for the day! I can stomp, I can shout, I’ll say go, and I’ll say freeze! I’m the boss! I’m the boss, but I have to say please!

I love this special day when I’m the boss of everyone. When they do as I say I sure get a lot done! Dad turn off the light; Mummy, clean my room! Baby sister, don’t eat with your hands, use a spoon!

I’m the boss for the day! I’m the boss for the day! I can stomp, I can shout, I’ll say go, and I’ll say freeze! I’m the boss! I’m the boss, but I have to say please!

But there’s one important thing when you wear your bossy shoes; you must always say your please and thank yous!

I’m the boss for the day! I’m the boss for the day! I can stomp, I can shout, I’ll say go, and I’ll say freeze! I’m the boss! I’m the boss, but I have to say please!

Thank you Dad! Thank you Mum! My birthday’s been super fun, Being the boss, boss, boss, and the day has just begun!

+ Milkshake On Mars

I can fly so high, I’ll fly to the moon. I can fly so high, Venus, Mars, and Neptune. I can’t wait to find all the stuff that’s in space. I can’t wait to see all those things face to face, but can I get a milkshake on Mars? But can I get a milkshake on Mars?

I always thought, ‘Somehow, I can get a milkshake,’ always thought, ‘after all, it’s called the Milky Way. Jupiter looks like I could get a cheesecake. Saturn’s rings,’ I thought, ‘looked like sherbet anyway, but can I get a milkshake on Mars? But can I get a milkshake on Mars?’

Maybe I’ll, I’ll fly to another galaxy, meet all the nice aliens and have a cheese toastie. I’ll show them how to cook their eggs in my special way, and they’ll show me how to dance like them, and how to play their games, but can I get a milkshake on Mars? But can I get a milkshake on Mars?

+ Gee Billy! That's a Hot Chilli!

Billy was known for being the best cook in town. He’d have himself a party, have his friends around. He’d cook up a storm and say to them, ‘See, there ain’t no cook as good as me!’ On his table was all sorts of meals. Hot ones, cold ones, whatever you feel, but there was one red bowl, and when his friends had a bite, they’d say, ‘Gee Billy, that’s a hot chilli!’

Billy was known for being the best cook in town. He’d brag about the hottest chilli around. He’d give it out just for people to taste, and see how red they’d go in the face! Billy’d take his chilli all around; carnivals, fairs, and all the towns, and every place, they’d say with glee, ‘Gee Billy, that’s a hot chilli!’

Billy was known for being the best cook in town. People would come from all around, but Billy couldn’t wait for the day’s end, to cook up a storm with all of his friends. On his table was all sorts of meals. Hot ones, cold ones, whatever you feel, but there was one red bowl, and when his friends had a bite, they’d say, ‘Gee Billy, that’s a hot chilli!’

+It's Raining Jellybeans

When the clouds get dark and grey, the weatherman is not my friend. Because I can’t go out and play, sometimes I like to pretend that it’s raining jelly beans! Raining jelly beans! Jelly beans! Raining jelly beans!

You can catch those beans in your mouth, so look up high and open wide. Yellow, red, as they fall south Green or blue - you decide! It’s raining jelly beans! Raining jelly beans! Jelly beans! Raining jelly beans!

The clouds aren’t grey, they’re rainbow. We’re making snowmen out of sugar snow. The thunder isn’t loud, it’s delicious; and the best part is, you don’t have to do the dishes, ‘cause it’s raining jelly beans! Raining jelly beans! Jelly beans! Raining jelly beans!

+Opera Moo

Standing in the field today. Nothing much to do or say. Watch the clouds drift on by. How lucky to be a cow am I?

But then… MOO! Aw, Millie! That is the worst sound I ever heard!

Worse than a squeaky wheel that needs some grease. Worse than a drippin’ tap when you’re tryna sleep. Worse than a baby cryin’. Worse than a broken violin. Worse than chewing with your mouth open. Worse than your eyes getting soap in. Worse than a puppy frownin’ Worse than a siren soundin’ Millie you’re not welcome here!

Left my field behind today. The cows didn’t like me anyway. I’ll take the bus away from here. The people there might lend an ear.

But then… MOO! Aw, Millie! That is the worst sound I ever heard!

Worse than a squeaky wheel that needs some grease. Worse than a drippin’ tap when you’re tryna sleep. Worse than a baby cryin’. Worse than a broken violin. Worse than chewing with your mouth open. Worse than your eyes getting soap in. Worse than a puppy frownin’ Worse than a siren soundin’ Millie you’re not welcome here!

Decided to join the circus today. All they do is laugh and play. Surely I will fit in there. I can be friends with the dancing bear.

MOO! Bravo! That is the best sound I ever heard! Better than the music on the ice cream truck. Better than the quack of a cute little duck. Better than a fire crackling. Better than a baby cackling. Better than bubble wrap pop, pop, popping. Better than dessert with chocolate topping Better than the doorbell ringing. Better than the Beanies singing! Millie you are welcome here! Millie you are welcome here!

+Painting Party

Dab, dab, dab! Swirl, swirl, swirl! Swish, swish, swish! Twirl, twirl, twirl! This is how you paint a beautiful picture. This is how you make amazing art. All you need is a blank piece of paper; then you are ready to start!

I’m painting a strawberry. A delicious strawberry! A strawberry that’s as big as a house! It doesn’t matter that they’re not real. When you paint, you can paint whatever you feel!

I’m painting an acrobat. A talented acrobat! An acrobat who has four extra arms! It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t look right. When you paint, you can paint whatever you like!

Dab, dab, dab! Swirl, swirl, swirl! Swish, swish, swish! Twirl, twirl, twirl! This is how you paint a beautiful picture. This is how you make amazing art. All you need is a blank piece of paper; then you are ready to start!

I’m painting a hula hoop. A super fast hula hoop! A hula hoop that spins at the speed of light! It doesn’t matter that they’re not real. When you paint, you can paint whatever you feel!

I’m painting a penguin. A waddly penguin! A penguin that has a giant head! It doesn’t matter that it doesn’t look right. When you paint, you can paint whatever you like!

Dab, dab, dab! Swirl, swirl, swirl! Swish, swish, swish! Twirl, twirl, twirl! This is how you paint a beautiful picture. This is how you make amazing art. All you need is a blank piece of paper; then you are ready to start!

+Silly Dizzy Dance

Turn, turn, turn to the left! Twirl, twirl, twirl to the right! Two steps forward, whirl your head around - this is what I call the silly dizzy dance!

+Sing In Harmony

I’m singing high! I’m singing high! I’m singing high! I’m singing high! Can you hear my high voice when I sing in harmony?

I’m singing middle! I’m singing middle! I’m singing middle! Can you hear my middle voice when I sing in harmony?

I’m singing low! I’m singing low! I’m singing low, I’m singing low, I’m singing low! Oh, can you, can you hear my low voice when I sing in harmony?

+Mean House

At the end of our street is a mean house, the meanest house that you ever did see. It stares at me as I go by - there’s something inside watching me! But I’m not afraid, not even a bit. I don’t feel scared, not one little bit. I’m not nervous, not even a bit,

but I never walk past the mean house! I run so fast past the mean house! Never knock on the door of the mean house! Don’t ever go near the mean house!

Beware the dog, it barks so loud, hiding away with an angry growl. He runs right out and snarls and barks - He’s scarier than a pack of sharks! But I’m not afraid, not even a bit. I don’t feel scared, not one little bit. I’m not nervous, not even a bit,

but I never walk past the mean house! I run so fast past the mean house! Never knock on the door of the mean house! Don’t ever go near the mean house!

The other kids, they’re all so scared - to walk past the house, they wouldn’t dare. They’re not like me, ‘cause I am brave. They should just learn how to behave! But I’m not afraid, not even a bit. I don’t feel scared, not one little bit. I’m not nervous, not even a bit,

but I never walk past the mean house! I run so fast past the mean house! Never knock on the door of the mean house! Don’t ever go near the mean house!

+There's a Fish In My Tea!

A friend came over for tea today, so I poured the pot and out he popped! ‘A fish in the cup?’ we said, ‘No way!’

There’s a fish in the tea, and he’s swimming ‘round and ‘round. There’s a fish in the tea, and he’s wearing a frown, so I lifted him up, and I asked, ‘why are you down?’ He said, ‘’Cause I’m not free; I’m in your tea!’

It was when I pulled the plug that out he plopped - a fish in the cup, boy, we were shocked! He tried to jump out, that crazy fish! He was desperate to escape that cup in the dish.

‘Don’t do it!’ we cried, ‘If you do, you’ll be dead! Stay in the cup and live instead!’ ‘Never!’ he replied, ‘This is so unfair! Tea is for people! Don’t you care?’

There’s a fish in the tea, and he’s swimming ‘round and ‘round. There’s a fish in the tea, and he’s wearing a frown, so I lifted him up, and I said, ‘why are you down?’ He said, ‘’Cause I’m not free; I’m in your tea!’

So we ran with the cup out into the street, in search of a place a nice fishy could sleep. We found a nice beach with more room to swim than that tiny cup, so we threw him back in!

There’s a fish in the sea and he’s waving a fin. There’s a fish in the sea and he’s wearing a grin! Goodbye, little fish, thanks for coming to tea, but I suggest you stay in the sea!

+Zig Zag Stomp

I know a dance that’s fun to do; it’s cool and hip and super new! You just need your feet and off you go; hands on your hips and point your toe!

Do the zigzag stomp! Do the zigzag stomp! Do the zigzag stomp! Do the zigzag stomp! Stomp it high, stomp it low, stomp together, let it flow! Do the zigzag stomp!


Imagination Station

+Power!

Power! Power! Power! Yeah!

Lights and lamps, how the heater gets hot, the sound in the speakers, and the bubbling spaghetti pot! There’s one thing that these things need: the power of electricity! The spark, the zap, the buzz!

Power! Power! Power! Yeah!

In the wires, you can hear the hum - but don’t touch the socket, ‘cause you might get stung! All you mini-Beanies come and listen to me; I’m talking bout the power of electricity! The spark, the zap, the buzz!

Flip the switch, and the light turns on! Flip it again, and the light is gone! It doesn’t all happen magically, no, it’s that powerful thing called electricity! The spark, the zap, the buzz!

Power! Power! Power! Yeah! Power!

+Jazz Shark

Listen up people, what's that sound? Can you hear the music that's floating around? Raise your hand like a fin, swim around in the dark - now you’re swimming like Louis, the jazz shark! Ba doo doo...

Louis’ got a famous, four-piece band. They’re the coolest catfish not on land. Buddy Fish on drums, Charles Fin-gus on bass, Gill-espie on trumpet, Louis running the plaice!

Listen to Louis, the jazz shark! Louis' quartet hits a high watermark. Why jazz, you ask? Because jazz is cool! That's what they all learned at jazz fishy school!

So listen up people, what's that sound? Can you hear the music that's floating around? Raise your hand like a fin, swim around in the dark - now you’re swimming like Louis, the jazz shark! Ba doo doo...

Sing like Louis - la la la!
Doesn’t matter what it is - no, da da da! It don't mean a thing if you ain't gonna swim - Now you're swinging like Louis, the jazz shark!

So listen up people, what's that sound? Can you hear the music that's floating around? Raise your hand like a fin, swim around in the dark - now you’re swimming like Louis, the jazz shark! Ba doo doo...

+Bubbles

Bubbles are happy, happy for sure. They float near your nose and drift out the door. Bubbles are full of laughter and glee. Bubbles float up high, happy and free.

I see a bubble on a leaf, watching the children beneath.
They disappear in the blink of an eye. Let's blow more bubbles into the sky!

When I blow my bubbles, they float into the sky, and we don't know quite where they go, because they get so high! Let's go blow some bubbles! C'mon, everyone! We'll make some pretty bubbles, and we'll have a lot of fun!

I think my bubble's singing a song. It's gotta sing quick 'cause it won't last for long! Bubbles are full of rainbows and light. Bubbles are a true bubbly delight!

When I blow my bubbles, they float into the sky, and we don't know quite where they go, because they get so high! Let's go blow some bubbles! C'mon, everyone! We'll make some pretty bubbles, and we'll have a lot of fun!

+Sneaky Robber

Who did this? I said who did this? Someone bad! Someone oh so bad! It wasn’t me! And it wasn’t me! I wasn’t even there! Who, what, when, where? It was the sneaky robber, sneaking round and round, doing all the bad things all around the town! It was the sneaky robber, bad as bad can be, getting us in trouble - I swear it wasn’t me!

I saw the robber eating all the cookies! I saw the robber leave the Lego on the floor! I saw the robber break the window with the footy! It was the robber making scratches on the door!

Who did this? I said who did this? Someone bad! Someone oh so bad! It wasn’t me! And it wasn’t me! I wasn’t even there! Who, what, when, where? It was the sneaky robber, sneaking round and round, doing all the bad things all around the town! It was the sneaky robber, bad as bad can be, getting us in trouble - I swear it wasn’t me!

I saw the robber spilling all the glitter! I saw the robber throw the veggies in the trash! I saw the robber toss my clothes around my bedroom! It was the robber who made that loud crash!

Who did this? I said who did this? Someone bad! Someone oh so bad! It wasn’t me! And it wasn’t me! I wasn’t even there! Who, what, when, where? It was the sneaky robber, sneaking round and round, doing all the bad things all around the town! It was the sneaky robber, bad as bad can be, getting us in trouble - I swear it wasn’t me!

I saw the robber pulling kitty’s tail! I saw the robber hide my other shoe! I saw the robber using markers on the carpet! It was the robber who spilled all the glue!

It was the sneaky robber, sneaking round and round, doing all the bad things all around the town! It was the sneaky robber, bad as bad can be, getting us in trouble - I swear it wasn’t me,

it was the sneaky robber, sneaking round and round, doing all the bad things all around the town! It was the sneaky robber, bad as bad can be, getting us in trouble - I swear it wasn’t me!

+New School

New shoes, new bag, new hat, new friends, new school, what’s there? What time? What? Where?
Time to learn the new school song. Can I bring my teddy along?

Big gate, big fence, big field, big words, big desk, big chair, what time? What? Where?
Time to learn the new school song. There’s other kids to help sing along!

First day of school! (First day of school!) New things to learn! (New things to learn!) What’s gonna happen? (What’s gonna happen?)
We’ll do it together! (We’ll do it together!)

It's time for class, where do I go? I need to ask, 'cause I don't know! Time to learn the new school song. I think I've found where I belong!

How does that work? How do you play?
How do you do? Made a friend today!
Time to learn the new school song. One, two, three, let's sing along!

First day of school! (First day of school!) New things to learn! (New things to learn!) What’s gonna happen? (What’s gonna happen?)
We’ll do it together! (We’ll do it together!)

+Saturday Morning Cuddles

Snuggle, cuddle, wrap the blankets tight and nuzzle. I’m safe here from the storm, feeling snug and warm, singing my Saturday morning cuddle song. Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo!

If you’re feeling blue, when you’re feeling sad, just sneak into bed with your mum and dad! Don’t forget your teddy - then you’re ready

for a snuggle, cuddle, wrap the blankets tight and nuzzle. I’m safe here from the storm, feeling snug and warm, singing my Saturday morning cuddle song. Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo!

When the sun comes up, and the day has dawned, stretch your arms out wide and give a sleepy yawn in the great big bed! Rest your little head

for a snuggle, cuddle, wrap the blankets tight and nuzzle. I’m safe here from the storm, feeling snug and warm, singing my Saturday morning cuddle song.

Nothing feels nicer than a cuddle with your folks! You can read a book, or make a fort, or tell each other jokes

while you snuggle, cuddle, wrap the blankets tight and nuzzle. I’m safe here from the storm, feeling snug and warm, singing my Saturday morning cuddle song. Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo!

+Sneezes

‘Ding dong! Hello! A delivery for you!’ What pretty, lovely flowers! Let me smell them - ooh! Uh-oh!

My nose feels stuffy, horrible and fluffy! I’ve had enoughy - I think I’ve got the flu! I want soup in a cuppy, and cuddles with my puppy. I’m all blocked uppy - ah… ah… atchoo! Excuse me.

‘Meow, meow! Hello! Can I come sit with you?’ What a cute little kitty! Aw, coochy coochy coo! Uh-oh!

My nose feels stuffy, horrible and fluffy! I’ve had enoughy - I think I’ve got the flu! I want soup in a cuppy, and cuddles with my puppy. I’m all blocked uppy - ah… ah… atchoo! Excuse me.

Knock, knock! Hello? My nose is blocked! Boo-hoo! I’ve been sick all week! ‘Here’s some medicine for you!’

I feel much better; betterer than ever! I’m not under the weather, I haven’t got the flu! I’m feeling very lucky! My nose is all cleared uppy! I’m playing with my puppy… uh-oh! Ah… ah… atchoo!

+Speedy Snails

Zip, zip, zoom! Zooming down the path, speedy snails are going so fast! Zippy-dippy snails with silvery trails - careful you don’t step on their tails!

The rain comes down and the racing starts. Ready, set, go, and away they dart! That naughty snail deserves to come last, taking a shortcut across the path!

What a little cheater! So pick him up high, put him back in the grass - good luck, little guy! Be safe, and fair, and stick to the grass, ‘cause if you cheat then you might come last!

Zip, zip, zoom! Zooming down the path, speedy snails are going so fast! Zippy-dippy snails with silvery trails - careful you don’t step on their tails!

So zip in the garden, speed through the grass! When you play by the rules, you’ll get there fast! Finish the race with time to spare - now the winner gets a shiny ribbon to wear!

Zip, zip, zoom! Zooming down the path, speedy snails are going so fast! Zippy-dippy snails with silvery trails - careful you don’t step on their tails!

Zip, zip, zoom! Zooming down the path, speedy snails are going so fast! Zippy-dippy snails with silvery trails - careful you don’t step on their tails!

+My Shoes

Click your heels together, go one, two, three! Would you like to go for a walk with me? We’ll go over here. We’ll go over there. We can go almost anywhere!

My shoes are always talking! They’re talking while they’re walking: ‘Hello, Mr. Shoe! How do you do?’ ‘Hello, Mrs. Shoe! Nice to see you!’

My shoes are always babbling! They’re babbling while we’re travelling: ‘Hello, Mr. Shoe! You have a great big hole in you!’ ‘I know Mrs Shoe! Would you happen to have some glue?’

Click your heels together, go one, two, three! Would you like to go for a walk with me? We’ll go over here. We’ll go over there. We can go almost anywhere!

My shoes can’t stop conversing! Conversing while traversing: ‘Oh no, Mr. Shoe! You just stepped in some dog poo!’ ‘Oh no, Mrs. Shoe! What am I gonna do?’

I take my shoes for a walk every day, and they’ve always got a lot to say. If you listen very carefully with your head down low, your shoes will tell you where they want to go!

So, click your heels together, go one, two, three! Would you like to go for a walk with me? We’ll go over here. We’ll go over there. We can go almost anywhere!

+The Shoelace Song

Two bunny ears, stand up tall. Loop them together, and watch them fall. Pull them tight, nice and strong, as we do the silly-billy shoelace song!

+Christmas Rumba

It’s Christmas time at the Beanies’ place. There’s joy and smiles on ev’ry face. There’s stars on the tree, and I guarantee, there’s a present for you, and a present for me!

What’s inside the box? (Who knows!) You could open it, I suppose, but not till Christmas Day! (Okay!) And still, we want to play! (Hooray!) So shake the box, and do the Christmas rumba!

Take a present in your hand. There’s a few diff’rent ways to understand. Take a sniff of it - does it smell? Does it rattle? Does it rustle? Oh, can you tell?

What’s inside the box? (Who knows!) You could open it, I suppose, but not till Christmas Day! (Okay!) And still, we want to play! (Hooray!) So shake the box, and do the Christmas rumba!

Shake shake, shake shake, a shake shake! Shake shake, shake shake, a shake shake! Shake shake, shake shake, a shake shake, shake! Shake shake, shake shake, a shake shake! Shake shake, shake shake, a shake shake! Shake shake, shake shake, a shake shake, shake!

What did Michael break? (Uh-oh…) It was fragile, I suppose! We’ll know on Christmas Day! (Okay.) He’ll have one less toy to play. Be careful when you do the Christmas rumba!

What’s inside the box? (Who knows!) You could open it, I suppose, but not till Christmas Day! (Okay!) And still, we want to play! (Hooray!) So shake the box, and do the Christmas rumba! The Christmas rumba! The Christmas rumba!


The Beanies Big Day Out

+Brush Your Teeth

Here’s my toothpaste, here’s my brush. Squeeze on the paste now, there’s no rush! Here’s my front teeth - I keep them clean by brushing front and back and in-between.

Chh chh chh chh etc.

Brush, brush, brush, clean, clean, clean. Front and back and in-between. I always brush for quite a while, ‘cause then I’ll have a shiny smile!

Chh chh chh chh etc.

I brush those teeth inside my mouth, east and west and north and south! I sip some water, rinse with it - one, two, three - spit!

Chh chh chh chh etc.

Brush, brush, brush, clean, clean, clean. Front and back and in-between. I always brush for quite a while, ‘cause then I’ll have a shiny smile!

Brush, brush, brush, clean, clean, clean. Front and back and in-between. I always brush for quite a while, ‘cause then I’ll have a shiny smile!

+Seasons

Can you guess the seasons? They change four times a year. If you can guess the season, then shout it loud and clear! This season has lots of sun. We go outside and have some fun. Because it's hot, we swim a lot, and we play with one another. This season is... summer!

Can you guess the seasons? They change four times a year. If you can guess the season, then shout it loud and clear! This season, it has a breeze, that rustles through the leafy trees. The leaves go brown, and then fall down, and the days begin to shorten. This season is... autumn!

Can you guess the seasons? They change four times a year. If you can guess the season, then shout it loud and clear!
This season is really freezing. It often leaves you sick and sneezing. Blankets on beds, and beanies on heads, and gloves to warm each finger. This season is… winter!

Can you guess the seasons? They change four times a year. If you can guess the season, then shout it loud and clear!
This season is full of babies, happy birds and pretty daisies. Bees will fly, not a cloud in the sky; it makes you want to sing! This season is… spring!

Now you know the seasons! You've said them nice and loud, but now can you tell me - what season is it now?

+Scissor Paper Rock

Scissors, paper, rock! Tick, tick, tock! One, two, three! You and me!

Scissors beats paper by cutting it apart, but be careful with them, ‘cause scissors are sharp! Rock beats scissors - I hope you’re playing nice; scissors might be sharp, but rocks can’t slice!

Scissors, paper, rock! Tick, tick, tock! One, two, three! You and me!

Paper beats rock by covering it up. Bye-bye rock, you’ve run outta luck! Scissors with your fingers, rocks with your fist, paper with your palm - now you get the gist!

Scissors, paper, rock! Tick, tick, tock! One, two, three! You and me!

Scissors, paper, rock! Tick, tick, tock! One, two, three! You and me!

+Jinx!

When you talk you make sounds with your mouth, and if you’re really clever you can even sing! But there’s one thing, one tiny thing, you gotta be careful of - you gotta be careful not to get jinxed!

Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Don’t get jinxed! If you speak at the same time you’ll get jinxed! Let me out of the game! Someone say my name, so I can get unjinxed!

When you’re jinxed, you can’t talk ‘til someone says your name. It’s the one and only rule of the jinxing game. But there’s one thing, one tiny thing, you gotta be careful of - you gotta be careful not to get jinxed!

MM! MM! MM! MM MM MMM! M M MM M M MM MM M MM MMM! M M M M M MMM! M M MM M MMM! M MM M MM MM MMM!

Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Don’t get jinxed! If you speak at the same time you’ll get jinxed! Let me out of the game! Someone say my name, so I can get unjinxed!

Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Don’t get jinxed! If you speak at the same time you’ll get jinxed! Let me out of the game! Someone say my name, so I can get unjinxed!

+The Art Of The Fart

The art of the fart! Yes, the art of the fart. Indeed, it is an art to produce the perfect fart. It takes an individual whose nose is keen and smart, to understand the art of the fart!

A toot! A toot! It sounds just like a flute. Smells a bit like a vintage cheese, with aftertastes of fruit. Combine a bean burrito with sour cream to boot, and soon you’ll have that marv’lous thing that we all call a toot!

Gas! Gas! For those who are less crass. For the more refined, this, not your average lad and lass. Bottled in the south of France, within a deep crevasse, it bubbles out, and floats away, and that’s called ‘passing gas’!

The art of the fart! Yes, the art of the fart. Indeed, it is an art to identify a fart. It takes a trained professional to tell them all apart, and understand the art of the fart!

No one cares to take a whiff. No, not a single sniff. No one seems to know the diff- erence - no two farts are the same!

A fluff! A fluff, as if that’s not enough, pairs well with onions, brussels sprouts, and other smelly stuff. Can be heard from near and far, and felt by seismograph, so never underestimate the power of the fluff!

The art of the fart! Yes, the art of the fart. Indeed it is art to collect the perfect fart. My mother and my farter, their wisdom they’d impart, to help me learn the art of the fart!

Oh, the art of the fart! Yes, the art of the fart. Indeed, it is an art to produce the perfect fart. It takes an individual whose nose is keen and smart, to understand the art of the fart!

+Dig, Dig Dig!

Dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, da-dig dig dig dig dig!

Got my bucket and my hat and my spade in hand. Gonna make a big castle out of the sand! It’s got walls, and a gate, and a shed with a boat, with a driftwood drawbridge over the moat.

Dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, da-dig dig dig dig dig!

My bucket, my spade, even use my hands! Gonna dig a big river right out of the sand. Then waves can come and make it flow to the lake that I dug; now watch it grow!

Dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, da-dig dig dig dig dig!

I’ll make a tunnel down below, where the cars can park, and the pool can go! With just my bucket and my spade, look at the castle that I made! (Look at the castle that he made!)

Dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, da-dig dig dig dig dig!

Dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, dig, dig, da-dig dig, dig, da-dig dig dig dig dig!

+Wobble Wombat

Wobble, wobble, wob, wobble wombat! Let’s do the wombat wobble! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle wombat! Let’s do the wombat wiggle! Wob, wobble, wobble, woggle, waggle, wiggle, wobble, wiggle, waggle, woo!

If you could wobble like a wobbly wombat, would you? If you could wiggle-waggle like a wombat, would you? If you could walk like a wombat, wobbling about, I would! Let’s try it too!

Wobble, wobble, wob, wobble wombat! Let’s do the wombat wobble! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle wombat! Let’s do the wombat wiggle! Wob, wobble, wobble, woggle, waggle, wiggle, wobble, wiggle, waggle, woo!

I can burrow like a wobbly wombat. Can you? Can you grunt like a wobbly wombat can do? Can you walk like a wombat, wobbling about? I can! You do it too!

Wobble, wobble, wob, wobble wombat! Let’s do the wombat wobble! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle wombat! Let’s do the wombat wiggle! Wob, wobble, wobble, woggle, waggle, wiggle, wobble, wiggle, waggle, woo!

Wobble, wobble, wob, wobble wombat! Let’s do the wombat wobble! Wiggle, waggle, wiggle, waggle wombat! Let’s do the wombat wiggle! Wob, wobble, wobble, woggle, waggle, wiggle, wobble, wiggle, waggle, woo!

+Shy Shadow

Shy shadow, where did you go? You get so tall when the sun is low. Shy shadow, you’re always around, walking along but lying down.

Maybe my shadow is scared of the dark. Maybe my shadow was left at the park. Maybe my shadow’s afraid to say, ‘Hi!’. Maybe my shadow is just a bit shy.

Shy shadow, lying flat, why don’t you talk? I’m happy to chat! Shy shadow, gone at night, but you come right back when I turn on the light.

When I wave my shadow waves too. When I jump it does what I do.
Maybe I’ll teach my shadow this song, and everyone’s shadow can sing along!

Shy shadow, where did you go? You get so tall when the sun is low. Shy shadow, you’re always around, walking along but lying down, my shy shadow. Shy shadow! My shy shadow.

+Fingernails

What’s the point of fingernails? Who knows what they are for? If I had pointy fingernails would they look good any more?

My fingernails grow so slow, my fingernails grow slow. My fingernails grow so slow. Oh they grow so slow!

If I could grow long fingernails, I’d paint them with a polish, and I’d have coloured fingernails! Well, that would be my wish.

My fingernails grow so slow, my fingernails grow slow. My fingernails grow so slow. Oh they grow so slow!

When I cut my finger nails, I cannot help but think - if I didn’t cut my finger nails, then I could paint them pink!

So what’s the point of fingernails? Who knows what they are for? If I had pointy fingernails, would they look good any more?

+An Amazing Machine

An amazing machine! An amazing machine! I’ll make the most amazing machine! What’ll it do? Make things easy for you - also it is totally new! So listen up good, while I tell you all the amazing things it can do! Presenting: the ‘Umbrella Shoe’!

Don’t you hate getting stuck in the rain? Squelchy wet shoes are such a pain! So keep your toes dry with the Umbrella Shoe - don’t forget, you’ll prob’ly need two!

An amazing machine! An amazing machine! I’ll make the most amazing machine! What’ll it do? Make things easy for you - also it is totally new! So listen up good, while I tell you all the amazing things it can do! Presenting: the ‘Goldfish Walker’!

Don’t you hate not walking your fish? To stretch out his legs is his greatest wish! So take him outside for a splash and a run! On the grass he’ll have all kinds of fun.

An amazing machine! An amazing machine! I’ll make the most amazing machine! What’ll it do? Make things easy for you - also it is totally new! So listen up good, while I tell you all the amazing things it can do! Presenting: ‘Spray-On Sheets’!

Don’t you just hate making your bed? You can never get the creases out of your bedspread, but with Spray-On Sheets, simply spray them on - and just like that, let the hassle be gone!

An amazing machine! An amazing machine! I’ll make the most amazing machine! What’ll it do? Make things easy for you - also it is totally new! So listen up good, while I tell you all the amazing things it can do! Presenting: the ‘Butter Glue-Stick’! Don’t you hate spreading butter with a knife? With a knife you can get into all kinds of strife. With the Butter Glue-Stick, spreading’s a breeze! It also comes in ‘Vegemite’, and ‘Cheese’.

An amazing machine! An amazing machine! It’s hard to invent an amazing machine! What do they do? Make things easy for us - no stress, no bother, no mess, no fuss! Creating things is what I do, to make things easier for me and you. and I’ll keep working hard, ‘cause you have to be keen, to invent the most amazing machine!

 

There Is Always More to Come

The Beanies are always working hard and using their noggins to make even more awesome music! Keep an eye out for more albums by following The Beanies on Apple Music or Spotify!

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